The only person I can try to be better than, is the person I was yesterday.
Don’t wait for the perfect moment. Take the moment and make it perfect.
Don’t make someone your everything because when they leave you, you’ll have nothing left.
Being an adult can be fun when you are acting like a child.
One day you will realize that material things mean nothing. All that matters is the well-being of the people in your life. - Leon Brown
”The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.” – Buddy the Elf, Elf
The 3 stages of man:
1) He believes in Santa Claus.2) He doesn’t believe in Santa Claus.3) He is Santa Claus.
Q: How do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?A: Claustrophobic!
Q: What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?A: It’s Christmas, Eve.
Q: Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?A: They both drop their needles!
Judge: ”What are you charged with?”Prisoner: ”Doing my Christmas shopping early.”Judge: ”That’s not an offense. How early were you doing this shopping?”Prisoner: ”Before the store opened.”
Q: How does a snowman lose weight?A: He waits for the weather to get warmer.
Q: What did one snowman say to the other snowman?A: Can you smell carrot?
”Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, he must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, must be a pacifist. What’s in that pipe that he’s smoking?” – Arlo Guthrie
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?A: Frostbite.
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